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♪ ♪

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Man:
I'm throwing away
the bones!

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Woman:
Oh, Howard, I was
gonna make stock!

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Howard:
You always say you're gonna
make stock and you never do!

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Woman:
I've made stock!

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Howard:
Hey, Gatsby, I see you!

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(Gatsby whining)

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You're gonna get it now.
You are in for it, mister.

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Come on. Come on.

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Chase, he's at it again.

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Chase:
Gatsby! God bless it!

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(sighs) Get down!

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Howard, I am so sorry.

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Get out of here, get!

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Howard:
Aren't you
feeding this guy?

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Chase:
Yeah, you know,
he's been acting up lately.

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You know, after
everything with Tracy.

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I think he can tell
something's happening.

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Howard:
Yeah, looks like
you're almost packed.

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When are
you out of here?

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Chase:
End of next week.

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Howard:
Wow, that's soon.

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Chase:
Yeah. Yeah, I'm ready.

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I asked them just to move it
along as fast as they could.

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Howard:
Probably a good time
for a fresh start, huh?

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Chase:
Yeah, I've always wanted
to live in New York City.

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Hey, do you want
any of these DVDs?
I'm just getting rid of them.

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♪ ♪

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Damn it, Gatsby!

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(whining)

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(barks)

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All right.
Oh, hey, hey. Relax.

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Come on, Gats, just do
your business, all right?

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I got to get going, let's go.

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(barks)
Oh, don't worry, he's--

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He's real friendly.
Yeah. Let's go, Maise.

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(barking)

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Man:
Hey, man, your fucking dog
took our ball!

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And he's shitting over there.

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Chase:
I'm sor-- He's got
a lot of energy.

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Come here, come here!

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Gats! Gats!

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(yelps)
Oh!

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Come on, baby.
Hey, baby...

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You better control
your dog, motherfucker!

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Man, I am so sorry
about your dog.

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♪ ♪

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(sighs)

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Chase:
Hey, Gats!

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How did you
get into the biz?

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Woman (Australian accent):
Well, I was in a church--

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an ayahuasca
church in Brazil,

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and halfway through
the ceremony I looked down

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and I was like, "Whoa, I'm
really close to the ground,

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"and I also have paws."

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And then I was like,
"Shit, I'm a dog."

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And when I got back
to the city I thought,

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"I have to work with dogs,

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and I am a dog."

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Chase:
Uh, well, yeah.

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I've never been
to church in Brazil.

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Um, but it sounds
really spiritual, so...

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Listen, I hate to run,
but I am late.

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Uh, if he pushes you
around on the walk,

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just give him a smack
on the behind, okay?

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You know what? I think
we're gonna have a great time.

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Uh, bye.

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(door closes)
(mockingly)
Bye.

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Hey, hey! Stop.

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That's right.
You stop right there.

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Stay.

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Stay.

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Now keep staying.

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All right, Gatsby,
you come here.

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Good boy.

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Hi. Hi.

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Here's what I want you
to know about me.

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I have the best
motherfucking treats.

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You want one?

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Okay.

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Yes.

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Get in there.

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Here you go.

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This is gonna
work out beautifully.

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Let's make some walkies.

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Oh, no, no, no.
Don't waste your pees on that.

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You wait till you see
where we're going.

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Hey. Come on.

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Come on, Musso.
Musso. Come on.

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Come on.
Watch it, bud.

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All righty!

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Look there.

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We've got a new friend.

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Look who it is,
this is Gatsby.

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Gatsby, this is
Musso and Frank.

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Yeah, their butts
smell really nice.

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Get on in there. All right.

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Let's go.

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Yes, please.

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Move it out.
Move it out. Move it out.

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Off we go.
Off we go.

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Come on.
Off we go.

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Nice and easy.
Come on, now.

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Yeah, that's it. That's it.

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Oh, this is so glorious.

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Nice walking.

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Off we go.
Off we go. Off we go.

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Aah! How you feeling?

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We're about to run up on some
prime squirrel territory.

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You just take it
nice and easy. Super chill.

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Oh, hold up.
I want some liquids.

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Hold up. Hold up.

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♪ ♪

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♪ In the park of lovers ♪

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♪ She walks like no other ♪

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♪ When I stop ♪

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♪ She picks up after me ♪

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♪ In the cold weather ♪

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♪ She puts on a sweater ♪

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♪ Longing that ♪

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♪ Till next Monday comes ♪

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♪ ♪

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Come on, friends.
Off we go.

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Off we go. Off we go.

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Mama's got to get some
cigarettes before she goes
to her other job.

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The soul-crushing one.

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I think that Musso is
sometimes jealous of Frank

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'cause Frank is
so outgoing, right?

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But introverts are introverts,
and you just got to own it.

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Sit. Oh,
what a good boy!

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You want a treat?
I'll give you a treat.

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There you go,
you beautiful thing.

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Yes, delicious.

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Yeah, you'd do anything
for a snack, wouldn't you?

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You're such a good boy.

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So we had a really good
first day together.

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Great poops today, huh?

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You're amazing.

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Yes, you are. Yes, you are.

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You are better than
most people, really.

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All right.
I'll see you tomorrow, Gatsby.

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Chase:
Gats!

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(TV sportscast playing
indistinctly)

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Hey, Gats,
come here, buddy!

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Hey, man,
you want some chicken?

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Suit yourself, dummy.

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(woman murmurs)
(keys jingle)

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(door opens)

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Look who it is!

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Yes!

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Oh, I missed you.

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I missed you,
you beautiful thing.

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Oh. Oh, honey.

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Oh, you're a peester, meester.

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Aw, that's okay.
We can clean that up.

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No need to be ashamed.

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I know she's my mom,

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and like, she wants
a return on the investment

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for raising me,
but a 15-hour time difference

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makes conversation
really difficult, you know,

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'cause you're in these...
Beth?

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...different transitional
periods of the day.
Is your name Beth?

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Hey. I don't know
if you remember me.
Hi.

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Um, I'm Ian's
sister, Phaedra.

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Oh!
We had Thanksgiving
three years ago.

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Yes, yes. Hi!
Yes. Yeah.

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Good to see you.

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Oh, yeah.
(barks)

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Hey, hey,
hey, hey, hey!
Oh!

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You don't do that!

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Sit down. Sit down, baby.

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Yeah.

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So...

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I just wanted to say
thank you so much
for speaking up,

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but if I need your help,
I'll let you know.

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Okay?

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Who's a stud?

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You are, you big boy.

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All right,
you have fun tonight.

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Be good.

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See you Monday, bud.

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♪ ♪

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Chase:
All right.
All right, yeah.

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Let's do this.
You wanna go for a walk?

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All right, man.

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What a week, Gats.

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♪ In my loner hour ♪
(TV playing indistinctly)

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♪ I turn to my twin bed ♪

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♪ For power ♪

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(TV continuing)

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(whining)
♪ And like a swimming pool ♪

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Now you wanna
go on a walk?

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You're a wack-a-doodle.

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Come on.

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♪ It gets me wet and cool ♪

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Hey, I thought we were
going for a walk?

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What's going
on with you? Come on.

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Come on, man,
it's cold outside. Just do it.

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(barking)

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All right, All right,
All right, come on.

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Chase:
No kidding.

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Oh, that's a really good
retirement gift.

203
00:11:42,959 --> 00:11:45,375
Ah, jeeze, I wish
I could have been there.

204
00:11:45,375 --> 00:11:48,041
Oh, yeah.
Everything's good.

205
00:11:48,041 --> 00:11:49,708
You know,
the new place is nice.

206
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It's newly remodeled.

207
00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:53,208
I... just to be honest
with you,

208
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I don't have time to do
anything but work.

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Sure, yeah.

210
00:12:02,834 --> 00:12:05,166
Um, I--
I miss you, Tracy.

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♪ So in my stoner hour ♪

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♪ Oh, how I float ♪

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♪ Just wondering about her ♪

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(sniffles)

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(crying)

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00:12:35,166 --> 00:12:37,792
(TV playing indistinctly)

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(crying continuing)

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(whimpers)

219
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(Gatsby whines)

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(Chase sobbing)

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00:12:51,250 --> 00:12:52,834
(whines)

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00:12:56,500 --> 00:12:58,166
Aww...

223
00:12:58,166 --> 00:13:00,834
(sniffling)

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(keys jangle)

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♪ ♪

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(door opens, closes)

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♪ Colder than the coast ♪

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♪ And I... ♪

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Beth:
Yoo-hoo!

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♪ To tend to the rows ♪

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♪ I close
the windows and doors ♪

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Beth:
What are these bubbles?
♪ But what can I say? ♪

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What is that, dude?

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♪ You shape me like clay ♪

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♪ I tumble right to you ♪

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Wow!

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Beautiful!
♪ They can't keep me away ♪

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00:14:03,125 --> 00:14:05,083
Come on, guys.

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00:14:07,333 --> 00:14:08,458
Holy shit.

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This is pretty...
pretty fucking cool, guys.

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00:14:12,834 --> 00:14:13,959
Just wait.

242
00:14:13,959 --> 00:14:15,875
Did he see the part
where he gets--

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Shh!

244
00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:18,291
Just wait.

245
00:14:18,291 --> 00:14:19,959
Who's that?

246
00:14:19,959 --> 00:14:21,458
Oh!

247
00:14:23,333 --> 00:14:25,500
Oh, shit...

248
00:14:25,500 --> 00:14:26,917
Oh!

249
00:14:28,792 --> 00:14:29,834
Oh...

250
00:14:29,834 --> 00:14:33,875
No, no, no...

251
00:14:33,875 --> 00:14:35,625
That's horrible, man.

252
00:14:35,625 --> 00:14:36,959
Totally insane, right?

253
00:14:36,959 --> 00:14:39,750
Really horrible. Why would
anyone want to see that, man?

254
00:14:39,750 --> 00:14:43,458
We see it as having
an application towards empathy
training for prisoners,

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00:14:43,458 --> 00:14:45,917
you know, to help them
relate to their victims.

256
00:14:45,917 --> 00:14:49,542
Yeah, well,
it's pretty intense.

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00:14:49,542 --> 00:14:52,625
Just wait. We're doing
a simulation of what
it would be like

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in that Chilean mine
accident from 2010.

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00:14:55,959 --> 00:14:57,625
Epic.
Yeah.

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00:14:57,625 --> 00:15:00,959
All right. Well, I won't ask
if you guys are making a porno.

261
00:15:00,959 --> 00:15:03,500
Oh, we already
made the porno.

262
00:15:03,500 --> 00:15:04,625
I'm in it.

263
00:15:04,625 --> 00:15:06,667
All right, well...

264
00:15:06,667 --> 00:15:08,708
you guys are following
your passion. That's good.

265
00:15:08,708 --> 00:15:11,750
Thanks, man.
We like to call ourselves

266
00:15:11,750 --> 00:15:14,458
"the Inventors
of the New Self."

267
00:15:14,458 --> 00:15:15,834
Amen.

268
00:15:15,834 --> 00:15:17,542
Cool.

269
00:15:17,542 --> 00:15:19,500
I'm gonna go.

270
00:15:19,500 --> 00:15:21,041
Have fun tonight.

271
00:15:21,041 --> 00:15:23,291
(phone rings)
Yo. Don't tell anyone
what's going on down here.

272
00:15:23,291 --> 00:15:25,000
Hey, Beth. Hold on.
I won't.

273
00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:27,041
See you.

274
00:15:27,041 --> 00:15:28,166
Hey, girl.

275
00:15:28,166 --> 00:15:29,750
Beth:
Hey, dude, how you doing?

276
00:15:29,750 --> 00:15:31,667
Yeah, man, I just
took a look at the future.

277
00:15:31,667 --> 00:15:33,125
It's pretty
fucking terrifying.

278
00:15:33,125 --> 00:15:36,000
If you are feeling
sad about the future,

279
00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:38,166
I can make you feel
happy about the present

280
00:15:38,166 --> 00:15:42,875
because I just met the most
amazing bubble man,

281
00:15:42,875 --> 00:15:45,250
and he told me about
this crazy bubble show

282
00:15:45,250 --> 00:15:48,041
that is going down
in Astoria Park at 4:30...

283
00:15:48,041 --> 00:15:49,375
Astoria?
...and I think--

284
00:15:49,375 --> 00:15:50,875
Yes, Astoria.

285
00:15:50,875 --> 00:15:53,792
What, you find
the Pulaski Bridge
a little too strenuous?

286
00:15:53,792 --> 00:15:55,000
I think you can handle it.

287
00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:56,500
The Guy: No,
it's not that, really.
Listen.

288
00:15:56,500 --> 00:15:58,834
Why don't you
just jump on your bike,

289
00:15:58,834 --> 00:16:00,750
come to Queens,
we'll smoke,

290
00:16:00,750 --> 00:16:02,959
and then we'll watch
the show together, huh?

291
00:16:02,959 --> 00:16:04,917
Don't pretend
you don't love Queens.

292
00:16:04,917 --> 00:16:06,375
The Guy:
Eh, it's not
my preferred borough.

293
00:16:06,375 --> 00:16:08,583
Very boring
to shit on Queens.

294
00:16:08,583 --> 00:16:13,417
♪ ♪

295
00:16:21,542 --> 00:16:22,667
(knock on the door)

296
00:16:22,667 --> 00:16:23,875
Who's here?

297
00:16:23,875 --> 00:16:25,542
Who's here?
Who is it?

298
00:16:25,542 --> 00:16:27,375
Let's check.

299
00:16:29,667 --> 00:16:31,291
Okay, sit. Sit.

300
00:16:31,291 --> 00:16:33,333
And stay.
Good boy.

301
00:16:35,125 --> 00:16:36,250
Oh, my God!

302
00:16:36,250 --> 00:16:37,583
Oh, my God.

303
00:16:37,583 --> 00:16:39,083
Welcome to Queens!

304
00:16:39,083 --> 00:16:41,208
You could be Dorothy
Michaels from "Tootsie"
with those glasses.

305
00:16:41,208 --> 00:16:44,083
Huh. I was going
for sexy grandma,
but I'll take what I can get.

306
00:16:44,083 --> 00:16:47,083
Tootsie is like, the best
Dustin Hoffman film, man.

307
00:16:47,083 --> 00:16:48,500
Like, that's a compliment.

308
00:16:48,500 --> 00:16:50,417
Hmm. Yeah-- Oh!
(barks)

309
00:16:50,417 --> 00:16:51,542
Oh, whoa.
Hey...

310
00:16:51,542 --> 00:16:53,875
He's just saying hello.
He's super friendly.

311
00:16:53,875 --> 00:16:55,875
Aren't you?
This is Gatsby.

312
00:16:55,875 --> 00:16:57,208
Hey, Gatsby.
Sorry about that.

313
00:16:57,208 --> 00:16:58,667
What about the other
doggies, they good?

314
00:16:58,667 --> 00:17:01,166
Oh, the doggies
were so good.

315
00:17:01,166 --> 00:17:03,125
But you know what
was better than the doggies?

316
00:17:03,125 --> 00:17:04,625
The bubble man.
Bubble man.

317
00:17:04,625 --> 00:17:06,458
All right.
But before we do bubs,

318
00:17:06,458 --> 00:17:07,875
where do you want
to do this?

319
00:17:07,875 --> 00:17:09,166
In there.

320
00:17:09,166 --> 00:17:11,000
You sure?
Oh, yeah.

321
00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:13,208
All right. Sounds good.

322
00:17:13,208 --> 00:17:16,500
In case you didn't notice,
it smells like shit in here.

323
00:17:16,500 --> 00:17:17,667
I did notice.

324
00:17:17,667 --> 00:17:20,083
It's like, do your
dishes, man. Just do 'em.

325
00:17:20,083 --> 00:17:23,417
Or at least put them
in the fridge until
you're ready to do them.

326
00:17:23,417 --> 00:17:25,208
I mean, that's what I do.

327
00:17:25,208 --> 00:17:27,792
Yeah, that's
also an option.
Mm-hmm.

328
00:17:27,792 --> 00:17:30,041
So you got me
on the clock for bubs.

329
00:17:30,041 --> 00:17:31,208
It better be good, man.

330
00:17:31,208 --> 00:17:33,542
Oh, shit. That's
a lot of expectation.

331
00:17:33,542 --> 00:17:35,083
I don't want to build
him up too much.

332
00:17:35,083 --> 00:17:37,291
It's kind of more
of a conceptual thing.

333
00:17:37,291 --> 00:17:39,166
It's like,
here's this guy,

334
00:17:39,166 --> 00:17:40,917
and he's just
invented this job

335
00:17:40,917 --> 00:17:44,625
where he just goes out
makes bubbles,

336
00:17:44,625 --> 00:17:47,000
makes people happy.

337
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:48,458
That's pretty cool, I guess.

338
00:17:48,458 --> 00:17:50,417
And so I was thinking,

339
00:17:50,417 --> 00:17:52,959
maybe I should learn
to do some bubs?

340
00:17:52,959 --> 00:17:54,417
Yeah, bartender,

341
00:17:54,417 --> 00:17:56,208
uh, mushrooms,

342
00:17:56,208 --> 00:17:57,291
dog-walking,

343
00:17:57,291 --> 00:17:59,125
bubs.
Yes, please.

344
00:17:59,125 --> 00:18:00,625
Oh, my--
You got a, uh--

345
00:18:00,625 --> 00:18:01,959
Oh, shit.
(barking)

346
00:18:01,959 --> 00:18:03,625
Oh, damn, man. Dude.
Oh!

347
00:18:03,625 --> 00:18:05,667
Hold this, hold this.
Oh, my God.

348
00:18:05,667 --> 00:18:07,875
Oh, I'm sorry. I don't know
what's got into you.

349
00:18:07,875 --> 00:18:10,250
(in Australian accent)
That dingo better not
eat no baby.

350
00:18:10,250 --> 00:18:13,291
That's not even funny.
That's, like, a real thing.

351
00:18:13,291 --> 00:18:15,208
I didn't see the movie.
I just know the quote.

352
00:18:15,208 --> 00:18:16,667
It's people's lives.
It's not a movie.

353
00:18:16,667 --> 00:18:19,083
Okay, I'm gonna put this
maniac in the bedroom.

354
00:18:19,083 --> 00:18:22,625
Do you want me to crack these
beers now or at the park?

355
00:18:22,625 --> 00:18:24,375
You do what
feels right, stud.

356
00:18:24,375 --> 00:18:27,083
Well...

357
00:18:27,083 --> 00:18:28,333
(can pops)

358
00:18:28,333 --> 00:18:29,625
(door closes)

359
00:18:33,250 --> 00:18:35,125
Oh, I knew it!

360
00:18:35,125 --> 00:18:37,041
Judas Priest!

361
00:18:37,041 --> 00:18:38,834
Are you kidding me!

362
00:18:38,834 --> 00:18:42,166
What, are you throwing
a party while I'm gone?

363
00:18:42,166 --> 00:18:44,834
I...
(cans clatter)

364
00:18:44,834 --> 00:18:47,208
I'm sure I don't
need to tell you this,

365
00:18:47,208 --> 00:18:51,959
but what you did was just
totally unprofessional.

366
00:18:51,959 --> 00:18:53,500
Absolutely.

367
00:18:53,500 --> 00:18:56,375
I feel like I--
I used some really bad judgment.

368
00:18:56,375 --> 00:18:57,375
Chase:
Yeah.

369
00:18:57,375 --> 00:18:59,750
If you change
your mind, ever,

370
00:18:59,750 --> 00:19:01,625
you have a beautiful dog,

371
00:19:01,625 --> 00:19:03,417
and I--
Yeah, thanks.

372
00:19:03,417 --> 00:19:05,291
Really, I just--
I think we're good here.

373
00:19:05,291 --> 00:19:08,542
I'm sorry I let you down.

374
00:19:08,542 --> 00:19:12,583
All right. I'll, uh...
I'll let them know that
you've turned in the keys.

375
00:19:12,583 --> 00:19:15,250
(Gatsby whines)

376
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:21,834
I hate to do this, Gats,
but you forced my hand.

377
00:19:21,834 --> 00:19:23,667
I don't have
any other choice.

378
00:19:26,166 --> 00:19:27,583
Hey, I'll be back
soon, dude.

379
00:19:48,542 --> 00:19:49,750
Hey, buddy.

380
00:19:51,083 --> 00:19:53,875
Wanna go
for a walk? Huh?

381
00:19:53,875 --> 00:19:55,708
Come on, let's go.

382
00:19:56,750 --> 00:20:00,041
No? All right.
Suit yourself, man.

383
00:20:05,834 --> 00:20:08,875
Come on, Gats.
Let's go outside.

384
00:20:08,875 --> 00:20:10,625
Come on.

385
00:20:10,625 --> 00:20:11,792
Really?

386
00:20:11,792 --> 00:20:14,792
You're coming outside.
Let's go. Come on.
(whines)

387
00:20:17,291 --> 00:20:19,667
Hey, you got to take
a leak sometime, man.

388
00:20:19,667 --> 00:20:21,291
Come on.
You're not leaking
in the house.

389
00:20:21,291 --> 00:20:22,458
Let's go.

390
00:20:23,333 --> 00:20:25,166
What's going on
with you, man?

391
00:20:26,542 --> 00:20:28,834
You can take the boy
out of Indiana,

392
00:20:28,834 --> 00:20:30,708
but it's tough to get there.
(woman laughs)

393
00:20:30,708 --> 00:20:31,917
Oh, he's...

394
00:20:31,917 --> 00:20:34,125
But, uh, yeah.
Then, you know,

395
00:20:34,125 --> 00:20:39,125
the premium's low, and it's
got vision, dental, medical...

396
00:20:39,125 --> 00:20:41,750
That sounds good.
...everything, you know.

397
00:20:47,750 --> 00:20:50,458
♪ ♪

398
00:21:06,166 --> 00:21:07,834
Gatsby!

399
00:21:07,834 --> 00:21:10,000
Gatsby, come back!

400
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:11,500
Gatsby!

401
00:21:18,125 --> 00:21:22,000
♪ ♪

402
00:21:44,083 --> 00:21:47,166
Ah, yeah.
Good looking out, Gramps.

403
00:21:59,917 --> 00:22:03,208
Oh, jackpot.

404
00:22:03,208 --> 00:22:05,583
Chubby buddy, yeah.

405
00:22:07,208 --> 00:22:08,542
Easy.

406
00:22:10,917 --> 00:22:12,208
Easy.

407
00:22:43,125 --> 00:22:46,041
Hey, thought I'd
cut out the middle man.

408
00:22:46,041 --> 00:22:47,125
There you go.
All right.

409
00:22:47,125 --> 00:22:48,417
Thanks, man.

410
00:22:48,417 --> 00:22:49,792
Who's this guy? Hey.

411
00:22:49,792 --> 00:22:51,458
Oh, this is Grandpa.

412
00:22:51,458 --> 00:22:54,417
Hey, Grandpa.
I named him
after my Grandpa.

413
00:22:54,417 --> 00:22:55,708
He looks like a grandpa.

414
00:22:55,708 --> 00:22:57,959
There was a shit
on the seat and I couldn't go.

415
00:22:57,959 --> 00:23:03,125
♪ ♪

416
00:23:16,667 --> 00:23:19,291
♪ ♪

417
00:23:20,667 --> 00:23:22,625
I still really,
really need to pee.

418
00:23:22,625 --> 00:23:24,291
Okay, okay.
Let's find you a bathroom.

419
00:23:24,291 --> 00:23:25,583
Have a fun day, guys.

420
00:23:25,583 --> 00:23:26,708
Enjoy.
Yeah, thanks.

421
00:23:26,708 --> 00:23:28,500
See ya, Grandpa.

422
00:23:28,500 --> 00:23:31,291
Why didn't you just...
squat? Hover?

423
00:23:31,291 --> 00:23:34,959
I can't hover over the shit.
I would get shit on me.

424
00:23:34,959 --> 00:23:36,458
My legs are very small

425
00:23:36,458 --> 00:23:37,834
and I would've got
shit on my thighs.

426
00:23:37,834 --> 00:23:39,834
Another person's
shit on my thighs.

427
00:23:39,834 --> 00:23:41,166
Hey, Gramps!

428
00:23:57,041 --> 00:23:59,041
Hey, Gramps,
where you going?

429
00:24:01,125 --> 00:24:02,333
Yeah.

430
00:24:02,333 --> 00:24:03,500
Sit.

431
00:24:12,500 --> 00:24:14,291
♪ Dream, baby, dream ♪

432
00:24:15,917 --> 00:24:17,667
♪ Dream, baby, dream ♪

433
00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:21,208
♪ Dream, baby, dream ♪

434
00:24:22,375 --> 00:24:24,542
♪ Dream, baby, dream ♪

435
00:24:25,750 --> 00:24:27,750
♪ Forever ♪

436
00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:42,041
♪ Keep them dreams
burnin', baby ♪

437
00:24:45,708 --> 00:24:48,542
♪ Keep them dreams
burnin' forever ♪

438
00:24:51,083 --> 00:24:54,417
♪ Oh, dream, baby, dream ♪

439
00:24:59,041 --> 00:25:01,041
♪ Dream, baby, dream ♪

440
00:25:05,708 --> 00:25:07,542
♪ Forever ♪

441
00:25:19,166 --> 00:25:21,208
♪ Oh, dream, baby, dream ♪

442
00:25:22,500 --> 00:25:24,625
♪ Dream, baby, dream ♪

443
00:25:25,875 --> 00:25:28,041
♪ Dream, baby, dream ♪

444
00:25:29,250 --> 00:25:31,041
♪ Dream, baby, dream ♪

445
00:25:32,500 --> 00:25:34,458
♪ Forever ♪

446
00:25:40,250 --> 00:25:43,125
♪ ♪